The Preacher Quotes

by Pirouz Nourian

  • Our purpose is not to make people happy, our purpose is to learn people

  • The easy things in life eventually make life more difficult

  • In computer science we have a problem if we don’t have a problem

  • If you take a ball of dough and turn it into a duck, then leave if for an hour, it will have turned into a ball again.

  • Imagine your neighbour is shooting to the sun with a gun, every time they hit your building it melts like a swiss cheese

  • Who is supposed to shoot whom? Are you shooting at your neighbour or are your neighbours shooting at you?

  • There is something divine about 6

  • It doesn't particularly have a brain, but it loves oats

  • How on earth can a creature that doesn't even have a brain design something like that?